Your facial expressions are the fastest and easiest way to tell someone to leave you the fuck alone. Don’t hold back. Squint your eyes and raise your eyebrows and let that woman know that you did see her pick her nose and that she should be ashamed of herself. A few weeks back I wrote a blog about my facial reactions to things I’ve recently heard and tonight’s post is its sister. Get ready, grab some popcorn and be prepared for the shit I have unfortunately heard this week.
“I know I’m 40 but I have a thing for college girls”
Time for a cat scan.
“I told him my pussy is wide as fuck- it’s not my fault you can’t fill it”
Your pussy, needs a cleaning.
“I’m tempted constantly to chop off my boyfriend’s penis”
Your boyfriend doesn’t have a penis.
“I masturbate to Miley Cyrus- I want her dude”
Jesus did not die for this.
“Assholes look like the end of the hot dog with the wrinkles”